The Big Mower
by Ben Seigel
September 8, 1997

Big mower goes around the world
Big mower overground
Big mower got a mighty voice
Big mower make big sound
Big mower do a million yards
Big mower make grass sing
Big mower handle acreage
Big mower is the king

Sometimes people push it around
Sometimes a self-propelled
Sometimes working on a fairway
Does the golfing ground
Its the power and the glory
Its the noise in paradise
A multi-horse story
On some hardware store advice

Big mower cuts around the world
Big mower make the news
Big mower cut a mighty swath
Big mower pay your dues
Big mower make suburban dreams
Big mower make big deals
Big mower got some mighty gears
Big mower spin big wheels

Sometimes around ivory towers
Sometimes knocking plants down
Sometimes between the highways
So you can see around
Its the american religion
Its the dry-spell watering rule
Its the menards guy on television
Getting paid to sell cheap tools

Its the power and the glory
Its the noise in paradise
A multi-horse story
On some hardware store advice

Big mower goes around the world
Big mower give and take
Big mower kept some yards is shape
Big mower take a break
Big mower keep a culture intact
Big mower set the rules
Big mower sound like a jet plane
Big mower waste fossil fuels