Big turkey can feed half the world
Big turkey and some yams
Big turkey takes all day to cook
Big turkey beats a ham
Big turkey has a crisp brown skin
Big turkey and stuffing
Big turkey got a yummy taste
Big turkey got a little poppy thing

Sometimes passing stuffing around
Sometimes carving up the bird
Sometimes eating cranberry sauce
Sometimes gravy must be stirred
It's the feathers and the glory
It's a war in the coop
It's a turkey story
On a pile of turkey poop

Sometimes watching Macy's parade
Sometimes watching a first down
Sometimes building you a freeway
To transport the turkey on
It's really quite a vision
It's something kind of quirky
It's the fool on television
Getting played to dress like a turkey