At home
drawing circles
and pentagrams
with him inside
out there on his lawn
Fender poised to play
as his fans lay in pools of sprinkler flow

Alex didn't like religion
Ohh, and his hexes are makin' Neil lose his hair
King Geddy Lee the wiccan
Tool of the Underworld

Geddy Lee worships As-mo-day
Geddy Lee wore his toque today

barely, I was a member
a wiccan little boy
seemed a harmless little cult
but we unleashed a demon
gnashed its teeth and bit ole' Geddy on the nose

How could I not laugh?
and he nailed me with an evil curse
its effect uncertain
Ohh, I'm still hopin'
that what he said
what he said, he erred

Alex never had affection
for those robes that even Neil wouldn't wear
King Geddy Lee and witches
rule our world

Geddy Lee sent me VIBES today
Geddy Lee lives in a new world way
Geddy Lee lost his glasses today

try to ignore this
try to erase this
from your hard drive

Geddy is a priest of syrinx today
Geddy was a Nazi in a play

Geddy Lee asks that
asks that
Geddy Lee asks that
asks that
Geddy Lee asks that you be nice to people today.