I knew it was different in its nationality
I went to its restaurant as the straight minority
It never seemed a threat to my love for ham and cheese
It only introduced me to a wider reality

As the hours went by, we drifted apart
When I heard that it was gone
I felt a shadow cross my heart
But it's nobody's---

Gyro--saves a starving child
Cures a wasting disease
Gyro--feeds the hungry masses
Add more lettuce please!

Gyro--just some lamb and veggies
In a pita roll
Gyro better than a grilled cheese
You can go get your own
If anybody's buying
Nobody's gyro