I felt strong desire for some hops and barley
So I went out to parties as a nerd minority
It never seemed a threat to my mediocrity
It only introduced me to the greatest of stupidity

As the hours went by, I drank quite a lot
When they saw their beer was gone
They threw me in the parking lot
Hey, that's somebody's --

Beer! OH! -- Put it down you geek
Go back to the library
Beer, OH! -- Take your calculator
Go do some chemistry

Beer, OH! -- Here's a can of Cutter
Pretend its beer you fool
Beer, OH! -- You won't get a girl
Doing so well in school
You better get your hands off
SOMEBODY'S BEER! OH!

I didn't have a car, so I stole my roommates keys
I drove to the frat house
on the night of the big rush party
They tried to carry on, tried to bear the sight of me
They tried to ignore me
like some sad case of charity

As the hours went by, I drank quite a lot
When they saw their beer was gone
They threw me in the parking lot
Hey, that's somebody's --

Beer! OH! -- Put it down and leave
You poor unsightly slob
Beer, OH! -- We don't want no nerds here
So leave this house of snobs
Beer, OH! -- Not the master drinker
Who wins the quarters game
Beer, OH! -- Not a glamour boy
Go hang your head in shame
Everybody's yelling
SOMEBODY'S BEER! OH!

As the hours went by, I drank quite a lot
When they saw my beer was gone
They threw me in the parking lot

Beer. OH!