I get up with Hillary
In her curlers she looks really fine!
I've got some time to run outside
And show off those legs of mine!

Maybe after some breakfast I should pass a plan
For health care for the common man
I guess that's why they call me
Call me the donut man
Well, they call me the donut man
I guess that's what I am

I turn the corner to the Golden Arches
And I order myself 26 Quarter Pounders
I will suck up 8 shakes as my
Domestic policy flounders

Seems to me that for my tummy's sake
It's almost time to take a donut break
I guess that's why they call me
Call me the donut man!
Well, they call me the donut man
Why do you think I ran?